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Thursday, February 20, 2014

The not-so-chilly chilli

Wednesday February 19th

Today after another rather late start, we decided to declare ‘pool day’, which meant about the same as yesterday, but by the pool instead of on the beach.  Firstly we went for a walk up the road just to see if it was any more enjoyable than last time we did it.  This time we got accosted several times by western guys.  We had no idea what they were trying to con us in to, but John told them what he thought of them.  (Go John!).

When we got back to the hotel, we did a bit of a scientific analysis of the direction of the sun and the location of the trees and chose a couple of deck chairs that would stay shaded all day.  The water felt a bit cool at first, but it was so refreshing.  I’m amazed at the amount of reading that I’ve done on this trip.  I think I’m on to about my fifth or sixth book – unheard of at home where everything else seems to get in the way.

I overheard a conversation which shed light on the westerners bothering tourists.  Apparently they are time share salesmen.  Having once had a much-too-close encounter with a time share salesman I recommend to anyone who meets one of these creatures to run away as fast as you can and don’t look over your shoulder.

Lunch was a couple of sandwiches from a beach front stall and afternoon tea was a thick shake from the nearby Burger King.

Three things that occurred to me today:
1)     There aren’t as many Aussies here as I’d expected, but of those who are here, the majority seem to think that the plural of ‘you’ is ‘yous’ and most of them look like they’ve had a really bad night when they turn up for breakfast.
2)     A holiday is Patong is not my style.  I’ve enjoyed lazing about but there are other places I’d rather do this.  I’m glad to say that I mentioned this to John and he feels exactly the same way.  I guess that’s why we married each other!
3)     Some people find constant noise and activity invigorating and that makes for a good holiday for them.  I’m a peace and quiet and ‘leave me alone’ kind of person, so that’s why Koh Chang worked for me.  No tuk tuks, chairs for hire on the beach, time share salesmen, ambulances screaming past, fake purses, McDonald’s, fireworks, vans with speakers advertising Thai boxing and sleaze.

We thought we’d better be a bit more adventurous for dinner, so after cleaning ourselves up, printing off our boarding passes and booking our tickets for the airport transfer for tomorrow, we went looking for something exotic.  We’d only gone a few steps outside the hotel door when we found a restaurant which was doing Lebanese, Italian and Indian food.  That sounded adventurous enough.  We had Butter Chicken which was absolutely delicious … but halfway through the meal we had a bit of an unfortunate incident.  The meal came with a small plate of vegetables with a dipping sauce.  We had a couple each and then John picked up what he thought was a green bean.  The restaurant guy tried to warn him but it was too late.  John had already stuck the whole green Thai chilli in his mouth.  It took a few minutes to detonate, but when it did it went off with a big bang.  John’s face was really red and the staff got him a drink of water, then some ice and eventually it calmed down.  It certainly cleaned out his sinuses and tear ducts.  I’m sure he’ll be a bit more careful in the future.
Dinner - note the innocent looking green 'beans' on the dish on the right

After dinner, we went for a big stroll up the street with the eventual goal being a big souvenir shop which we’d seen yesterday.  Firstly, we stopped off at a stall selling sarongs.  I’ve discovered that the sarong is my new best friend for travelling so I wanted to get a couple for future trips as well as for taking to the Woodside Pool which we plan to make more use of when we get home.  The guy quoted me 200 baht and when I went to walk away he said 150 baht.  As I wanted to see what else was on offer, I told him I’d come back this way later.

Next stop was KFC for an ice cream.  The service was unbelievably slow but we weren’t in a hurry.

When we got to the souvenir shop we had a good browse around and bought something that we’d spied on yesterday’s visit.  Next goal was the nearby loo, which took us past another sarong stall.  I asked the lady how much and she said 450 baht.  I think she could see what I thought of that idea and she started the downward quotes while hanging on the the back of my shirt so I didn’t run away.  We told her that the guy up the end of the street was selling for 150 baht, so eventually I got 2 sarongs for 300 baht which was a bit more like it!
My new future travelling companions

When we got back to the hotel, the band was playing and the young girl from last night’s cameo appearance was on the stage again.  This time she sang Jessie J’s Price Tag and did it very well.  She’ll have plenty to tell her friends when she gets home.


We’re off to Kuala Lumpur tomorrow but don’t have to leave until 4.00pm so we can have a leisurely day.  Another one.

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